I’ve a modest proposal.
Can we rename the COVID virus one thing extra correct, nearer to what it truly is?
My suggestion is that we begin calling COVID… the widespread chilly.
Or possibly “the flu.”
So now Labor Day has come and gone and the Bidens have wrapped up their month-long trip. And wouldn’t you realize it, on Monday night, “Dr.” Jill exams constructive for… the widespread chilly, often known as COVID.
According to the White House, she is affected by “mild symptoms.”
Again, a reputation change would appear to be so as. Instead of gentle signs, can we name them “the sniffles?”
How handy that now Dementia Joe is meant to be again at work, he now has the chance to dodge much more public appearances, as a result of he doesn’t wish to expose anybody else to… his chilly.
To repeat, the First Lady’s title is “Dr.” Jill. Physician, heal thyself. Oh that’s proper, regardless of what Whoopi Goldberg might consider, Dr. Jill just isn’t an M.D. She can’t write you a script for some Oxys. She’s not even a Ph.D. – Piled Higher and Deeper.
She’s a Doctor of Education. In different phrases, she’s about as erudite as Karine Jean-Pierre.
The physician has had at the very least 4 common-cold, er COVID photographs – together with boosters. Now she’s examined constructive for the third time.
Is this like successful the Triple Crown? Or is coming down with the flu for the third time a “grim milestone?” Oh I forgot, grim milestones solely happen when Republicans – particularly Donald Trump – are in energy.
Didn’t Joe Biden guarantee his no-info voters through the marketing campaign that he would shut down COVID, however not the economic system? So far it seems to be like he’s executed precisely the other.
But Dr. Jill nonetheless gained’t have final COVID bragging rights at no matter fashionable cocktail events the Beautiful People are attending now they’ve fled the Vineyard.
Ex-Rep. Harold Ford Jr., the ex-Democrat congressman who now hobnobs with the RINOs on Fox News, not too long ago got here down with the flu for the third time.
And the retired solon has been vaccinated six occasions. Six occasions! Yet Ford stated he’s planning to get his seventh shot ASAP, each time the Deep State orders him to. Because that’s what comrades do.
Now that the summer time is ending, it’s time for Democrats to ramp up the Panic once more. The Democrats’ ballot-harvesting season – the election – is barely 14 months away.
Plus, the public-sector unions are beginning to get skittish. People who work for a residing have lastly seen that only a few authorities “workers” have in actual fact gone again to work since their all-expenses-paid holidays started in early 2020.
Michael Bloomberg, one-time Democrat candidate for president, wrote a chunk this summer time declaring that solely 22 p.c of federal hacks in DC are exhibiting up for work– “federal offices are mostly empty,” he wrote within the Washington Post.
Sen. Jodi Ernst of Iowa, a Republican, picked up the theme, saying federal job-holders (versus staff) are “phoning it in.”
Again, we’re speaking about Washington, the place even earlier than the Red Chinese unleashed the virus to defeat Donald Trump, even the forecast of snow flurries contained in the Beltway would normally trigger the whole paperwork to close down for days, if not weeks at a time.
But now rush-hour visitors is a factor of the previous, and never simply in DC. Wherever there are lots of authorities – or tutorial, or non-profit – staff, no one goes to work anymore. Look on the numbers for public transportation – wherever.
The Democrats’ core constituency is the non-working lessons. Even lots of the ones with jobs don’t work, because of their celebration’s weaponization of the widespread chilly.
If he’s going to run for a second time period, which I doubt, Brandon ought to neglect about touting Bidenomics. Food costs are up 20 p.c since he was put in in January 2021. Even his voters, ignorant and drug-addled as they’re, have seen.
Biden’s total platform must be a promise that if reelected, he’ll deliver again the COVID shutdowns. Democrats, he can say, you’ll be able to return to sitting in your rear ends, accumulating massive welfare checks, doing medicine and ripping off the various PPP applications.
The academics’ unions could be all in, that’s for positive. They don’t pay Randi Weingarten $488,000 a 12 months to go to work for these arduous 9 months a 12 months anymore.
Consider Dr. Jill’s “mild symptoms” this week as the most recent trial balloon for the following panic, like Dr. Fauci’s infinite tour of cable information, even after his alleged retirement.
One distinction this time, although. Whenever the White House hacks difficulty the updates on her gentle signs, they by no means embody the once-traditional exhortation to “get the vaccine.”
That canine simply gained’t hunt no extra. Even although Dementia Joe used to say that if you happen to acquired the vaccine, you’ll by no means, ever have to fret about getting the virus once more.
That assertion is now inoperative, as they used to say within the Nixon White House.
This subsequent version of the Panic is simply taking child steps, although. You can see it within the missed alternative on the US Open. Several of the world’s best tennis gamers have come down with one thing they’re calling “the US Open bug.”
The bug – there’s one other potential nice title change for COVID. The bug.
But I don’t see “the bug” as changing into well-liked in state-run media, if solely due to the alliteration menace.
Once you begin calling it “the bug,” it’d rapidly morph into “the Biden bug.”
If solely they may blame it on Donald Trump. Again.
Post-script: As I used to be penning this, the White House introduced that except he’s exterior or “socially distanced,” Brandon will instantly start carrying a masks.
Here we go once more.
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