Dementia Joe Biden has heard the whispers about his, um, psychological decline. But throughout an interview final week with state-run media, he assured a Democrat operative with a press move that his “mental focus” is as acute as ever.
All dialogue assured verbatim:
“It’s focused I say I think it’s I I haven’t look I have trouble even mentioning even saying to myself my own head the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean it’s just not uh uh I haven’t observed anything in terms of there’s not things I don’t do now that I did before whether it’s physical or mental or anything else,” President Biden stated.
Well, that’s a aid, that Brandon stays the identical mastermind he at all times has been. And simply in case you had any lingering doubts, after huddling along with his financial advisers on the White House Monday, he gave this succinct definition of inflation:
“What’s inflation? Inflation is, at the end of the month, do you have less money from your paycheck or more money in your flayscheck.”
Personally, I’ve by no means gotten a “flayscheck.” Be that as it could, I don’t assume correctly Brandon described inflation, not even shut. It doesn’t matter how huge your paycheck (or flayscheck) is, if costs are going up quicker than your earnings. Right?
Last Friday, on the White House, he introduced up the worth of gasoline:
“In 41 states plus the District of Columbia, the average gasoline price is less than $2.99.”
Again, not even shut. Not one state has costs beneath $3.
He additionally claimed {that a} bullet out of an AR-15 “travels five times as rapidly as a bullet shot out of any other gun.” Not true, however Brandon says he is aware of about firearms.
“I have two shotguns at home. It’s a long story but I know how to foze guns.”
He regularly botches numbers, bragging about “62 million billion dollars.” Or recalling that “When I came to office we were facing a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic a hundred a million people died a million people.”
He mentions slicing the deficit “one trillion five hundred thousand.”
As for the American Rescue Plan, “a family of four saved two thousand four hundred thousand two thousand four hundred dollars.”
Speaking about homosexual singer Elton John, he stated, “By the way, it’s all his fault that we’re spending $6 billion in taxpayers’ money to help AIDS fight HHIV AIDS.”
HHIV? Is that some new variant? And how precisely does AIDS struggle AIDS
But it doesn’t matter how preposterous his incoherent babbling is, Biden expects applause, and when it doesn’t come, he begins yelling.
“Not a joke! Think about it! Think about what you’d think about at the time!”
He can’t bear in mind anyone’s identify. He combined up the highest two Democrat statewide candidates in Pennsylvania — “Please please elect the attorney general to the Senate, elect that big old boy to be governor.”
The low-info Democrat crowd cheered wildly. Maybe, like their Dear Leader, they don’t know the distinction between Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Attorney General Josh Shapiro and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Lt. Gov. John Fetterman both.
Speaking about Congress at an look right here, Biden talked about that Massachusetts has the “most talented denegation” within the nation, after which singled out “Jack” Auchincloss, whom he has beforehand mis-gendered.
On one other day, he tried to tear some GOP Congressmen for taking Paycheck Protection Program loans, solely … he forgot their names.
“I find it absolutely fascinating that some of the folks who are talking about big spending are the same people who got $158,000 in PPP money including what’s-her-name that woman who believes in anyway a whole lot of Republicans.”
He bragged about taking over “the RNA.” He meant the NRA. He talked about the primary quarter of the twentieth century — he meant twenty first. He tries to say mission nevertheless it comes out “projection.” He reads “think” as “thank,” invitation as “invidation,” face as “flase.”
He has just lately confused England and Scotland, South Koreans and Japanese, chips and ships. He repeatedly calls prescribed drugs “jugs.” He reads “economies” as “economics.” Semiconductors turn out to be “summi-condecters.”
Global turns into “gobel,” a job is a “jop.” Devastation is “demastation.” Improbable turns into “unprobable,” division “diffusion.”
The phrase “retirees” comes out as “retiles.” He pronounces factories as “faxeries.” Protect is rendered “prect.”
And now just a few extra of Biden’s Greatest Hits, September version:
“There’s nothing nothing nothing beyond our capacability our capacity.”
“As we got off the airport today.”
“I hope the Congress the Senate will act on this in a favorable way so I can sign that law into law as rapidly as possible.”
“From the time I got to the Senate 720 years ago. I’m serious. Think about it!”
“Folks we’re going to be able to do all this while resdoofusing reducing the deficit by $350 billion last year.”
“Tackling climate crisis as the previous spoker speaker spoke to … .”
“You got to say hi to me. We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30 but anyway. This woman helped me get an awful lot done. At any rate.”
“Whatever you believe that should not should make your blood run cold.”
“Thank you. What am I doing? I’m going out here.”
“I believe we could lift America from the depths of COVID so we passed the largest economic grubbery package since Franklin Delano Roosevelt.”
“I took control. I shouldn’t do that. I’m not allowed to do that.”
“You think I’m joking? I’m not joking.”
“We have made sure we now have over 640,000 new manufacturing jobs what’s what what what what where does it say say we can’t do this?”
“… and needs insulin every day once a week.”
“They believe America is not like I believe about America.”
“I will not stand by and watch I will not the will of the American people be overturned.”
“Joe Manchin, he’s, he lives breathes and eats West Virginia.”
And lastly, this gem from Brandon:
“We can choose to build a better America or we can continue down this sliding path of oblivion to where we don’t want to go.”
Joe, I feel we’re virtually there, and it’s all on you. Slip sliding away … .
Source: www.bostonherald.com”