Dementia Joe Biden is now so incoherent that even the official White House transcripts are calling him out for his howling whoppers.
For me that is nice information. No one particular person can catch all of the madness that this duplicitous dolt spews out of his fork-tongued mouth day by day.
But now, assist has arrived for all us scribblers. Brandon archivists now have an extra useful resource — the White House web site. And the White House is catching errors that the majority of us would by no means have seen.
For instance, there was a gay-pride occasion on the White House Wednesday. Among his different dementia-related issues, Brandon stumbled as he learn this from his ready remarks:
“People like the legendary advocate …” Long pause … “Mr. Vaid.”
He couldn’t provide you with “Mr.” Vaid’s first identify. Which is par for the course. But once I checked the official transcript, any person had inserted a line via “Mr.” and added, in parentheses, “(Ms. Urvashi).”
In different phrases, Dementia Joe “misgendered,” because the wokesters say, this lesbian activist named Urvashi Vaid. Aren’t school professors being canceled or denied tenure for a similar excessive crime of misgendering?
Only in the event that they’re Republicans, I suppose.
The level is, I by no means would have caught that stumble. But Brandon couldn’t get it previous the stenographers on the assisted-living facility that 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has change into.
It’s additionally handy the best way the White House makes its corrections — with a line via the error. It’s fast and simple to scroll via the day by day rations of lies and gibberish.
As you may anticipate, the issue with Mr., er Ms. Vaid wasn’t Brandon’s solely latest flubbing of a reputation.
At this similar homosexual occasion, he launched the late Matthew Shepard’s father as David Shepard. David had a line via it. His identify is Dennis.
In L.A., he recognized the DNC chairman as “Jaime Harris.” It’s Harrison.
At the AFL-CIO conference he known as Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon “Mary Kay Scanlon.”
At an Asian-Pacific occasion, he recognized a Japanese American girl as “Karen Nagasaki.” Her identify, the White House transcript informs me, is “Narasaki.”
Surely calling a Japanese American “Nagasaki” is a cancelable offense, is it not? But nobody even blinks a watch as President Silver Alert dodders aimlessly across the White House grounds.
On the White House web site, every part Brandon says is simply transcribed, with out remark. Nobody tries to place a shine on these sneakers.
At the Port of Los Angeles, he launched the brand new Supply Chain Envoy, no matter that’s, because the “Super Chain Envoy.” The solely correction made was to place a line via “super” and alter the phrase to “supply.”
“Global inflammatory pressures” turned “global inflationary pressures.”
As helpless as he’s even when studying from a ready textual content, Biden is much more misplaced when he’s ad-libbing. When he veers off-script, the transcript font is helpfully switched to a lightweight blue shade, as if his care-givers are throwing up their fingers and saying, “You can’t blame us for this one!”
For occasion, as he talked about excessive prices in city areas, Biden babbled, “It costs you 12 to 14,000 dollars a month for child care.”
Month has a line via it and (12 months) is added.
Other instances, he’s spewing out such nonsense that nothing might be performed past merely transcribing it and letting readers attempt to decipher it. Often Biden’s babbling seems even crazier in print than while you’re watching him converse stay on some video feed.
For occasion, this week he spoke extemporaneously about two U.S. senators who have been World War II vets — Robert Dole and Daniel Inouye. Both have been severely wounded within the 1944-45 Italian marketing campaign.
What follows is from the official White House transcript. Remember, Joe Biden was born in 1942, roughly two years earlier than the occasions he’s describing:
“For the 50th anniversary of D-Day, when we — they both got shot and mortally woun — badly wounded on mountain tops — I was with them both — on mountain tops, on the west coast, they were literally, as the crow flies, less than 2 miles from one another.”
So on the age of two, GI Joe Brandon was there in Italy with the 2 future senators once they have been mortally wounded. Literally.
Obviously, you possibly can’t put a line via that whole paragraph. But typically the hacks do let ridiculous statements stand, similar to his latest brag that “what I have been able to do — the largest release of oil in — from the global fund in history.”
The international fund? Surely Brandon meant to say, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. The Global Fund seems like one thing in your 401(okay), managed by both Fidelity or Vanguard.
When he was in New Mexico, speaking in regards to the government-set forest fires which have ravaged enormous components of the state, Biden embellished greater than considerably a couple of minor smoky kitchen fireplace at considered one of his Delaware mansions in 2004.
Except now, after all, the blaze was greater than the Great Chicago Fire of 1871.
“My fire department saved my life literally, not figuratively … the floors were collapsing … I was in Washington when it happened.”
The fireplace was in Delaware, he was in D.C., however the native fireplace division saved his life. Literally, not figuratively.
Biden typically talks about staring on the ceiling. Usually it’s his father. On Wednesday, on the homosexual occasion, it was homosexual youth.
“Right now there are young people sitting in their bedroom, doors closed, silent, scrolling through social media, staring at the ceiling … .”
Mr. President, have you ever ever personally tried to scroll via social media whereas on the similar time staring on the ceiling?
Please, if any moonbats want to touch upon this column, keep in mind, as at all times all dialogue assured verbatim — this time from the official White House transcripts.
We’re solely 17 months into this historic disaster, and as we stare up on the ceiling, everybody wonders, what recent calamities can Brandon inflict on America?
Or, as Brandon requested rhetorically in New Mexico:
“What are the aftermath?”
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
Source: www.bostonherald.com”