Stop the presses! The Washington Post broke a bombshell story about Dementia Joe Biden yesterday.
“Biden loves to tell certain stories. Some aren’t credible.”
Now they inform us! Better late than by no means, I suppose. And no less than this Post story goes towards the grain of most of their “reporting” – it’s true, for one factor, not like, say, their “deeply reported” tales concerning the Russian collusion hoax, which have been all false.
But to commemorate the Post’s belated realization that Biden is filled with you-know-what, let’s go straight to the audiotape from his current appearances.
As at all times, all dialogue assured verbatim.
First, as he got here out Wednesday to talk to the press, information broke of Sen. Mitch McConnell’s newest “freeze.”
“I just heard literally coming out,” he mentioned. “Mitch is a friend as you know – not a joke… I don’t know enough to know.”
Isn’t that the reality?
This got here simply earlier than he started an incoherent dialogue of the wildfires in Hawaii, which he known as “storms.”
“Well, but by the way, you know, we also know how many huge number of Americans have died! How many huge number of Americans have – for example, more forest has burned to the ground in the time I’ve been doing this.”
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
A reporter requested Biden his response to threats by the House GOP to conduct hearings into his regime’s less-than-robust response to the Hawaii storms, er wildfires.
“I welcome a federal response in Maui.”
Huh? He’s the president – no less than that’s Biden’s title. Isn’t he the one liable for the federal response, feeble because it has been.
“I directed my team to raise our goal in how we lead and coordinate our responses to natural disasters. And because I’ve been around awhile and I known how these function.”
He doesn’t know, he “knowns.”
Recently, he apparently forgot the identify of Sen. Mazie Hirono. He additionally drew a clean when introducing Alejandro Mayorkas – “the secretary of Homeland Security, a guy who took the job. Thank you for taking the job, pal.”
He did go to Maui, lastly. That’s the place he overlook Mazie’s identify, telling her that his granddaughter has the identical first identify. Actually, she’s “Maisy,” however that’s shut sufficient for presidency or Brandon work.
He instructed the mayor that “you look like you played defensive tackle for uh I don’t know but somebody good.”
Then Biden commiserated concerning the “unimaginable travedy tragedy.”
But he was on the case – “As quickly as I bought the governor’s request I signed the grasp main catastrophe declaration.
Despite being on trip for a lot of the month, he’s made a couple of routine bulletins. He at all times likes to take concerning the value of pharmaceuticals, or as he typically calls them, “prescription jugs.”
“If it’s sold in Chicago, you can buy the same drug in Toronto or Park cheaper than you can buy it in Toronto.”
He not too long ago lauded a person of the fabric.
“An ordinary minister, he pursued a righteous calling that threw him uh brought him back here I was gonna say threw him back here but it brought him back here kinda threw him as well back here to Washington.”
He repeatedly in contrast the devastation on Maui to a minor kitchen fireplace in his residence in Delaware in 2004, which was triggered when lightning a) struck a pond close to the home or b) hit the house itself.
Depending on the event, the towering inferno nearly killed a) his spouse b) two firefighters c) his cat and/or d) his ’67 Corvette within the storage the place all he saved all his stolen categorised top-secret paperwork.
It was this hearth story that apparently set the crack sleuths on the Washington Post on their mission to scrub up his messes.
He additionally claimed he “literally, not figuratively” talked Sen. Strom Thurmond into voting for the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Of course, on the time he was 21 years outdated and hadn’t even been thrown out of Syracuse Law for plagiarism, not to mention been elected to the US Senate.
And Thurmond didn’t vote for the Civil Rights Act. But the Post didn’t even get round to debunking that one. That’s a mission for… subsequent yr, possibly.
With Brandon spending virtually the complete month on trip, it fell to his press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, to deal with many of those issues.
So Wednesday, any person requested if Biden was slacking off as a result of he’s, to place it diplomatically, not all there.
To which KJP responded: “I’m not going to get into hypo-theoreticals.”
Hypo-theoreticals! This is a lady with an Ivy League diploma (Columbia). Kinda makes you surprise what her SATs have been.
Then there was Hurricane Idalia in Florida. Joe had been requested about it earlier, whether or not he was making any contingency plans on his schedule.
“I may,” he mentioned. “I just don’t know yet.”
Yesterday he instructed reporters he was coping with “that Category 3 storm that made landfill.”
Not landfall, however landfill.
So the reporters tried follow-up questions with KJP, who as you now know shouldn’t be into hypo-theoretical questions. KJP assured the reporters that Brandon has Florida below management.
“This is an administration that will be with this community uh from before, before it started.”
Before it began? Lucky she didn’t say that concerning the fires in Hawaii, that they have been into earlier than it began. The arson squad could be very taken with that sort of info.
Being an Ivy League graduate, KJP is in fact well-equipped to deal with any sort of query. The different day, she talked about Yergeny Prigozhin, the top of the Wagner Group of mercenaries in Russia, who could (or could not) have been assassinated not too long ago.
She has taken the measure of the person. And at a press convention earlier this week, KJP described Prigozhin as “a Russian war load himself, a code-blooded killer.”
A Russian warfare load! A code-blooded killer!
Whatever it’s that Joe Biden is bothered with, apparently it’s contagious.
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