With all of Hunter Biden’s issues with the legislation, it’s been a really dangerous week for Dementia Joe.
But on Tuesday the president introduced one unbelievable triumph that had gone fully unnoticed till now.
“We ended cancer as we know it.”
That’s an actual quote, by the best way. Here’s all the context, from a press briefing on the White House. Dementia Joe defined how he will get requested questions, like this one.
“If you could do anything at all Joe what you do? I said I’d cure cancer. And they looked at me like, ‘Why cancer?’ Because no one thinks we can, that’s why. And we can. We ended cancer as we know it.”
Amazing! Who knew?
Sadly, the official White House transcript misquoted the Big Guy. Joe’s caregivers took his precise phrases, “We ended cancer as we know it,” and falsely modified them to one thing he didn’t say: “We can end cancer as we know it.”
This was on the similar press briefing the place Brandon introduced one more downward revision within the nation’s phony-baloney COVID dying statistics. You might recall that final week the New York Times formally let the cat out of the bag, admitting that perhaps one-third of the COVID deaths attributable to the Red Chinese-generated virus have been… probably not COVID.
The Times buried that grim milestone within the seventh paragraph as a result of… Democrats.
Now it seems that the quantity was even decrease than the Times whispered. Take it away Joe:
“We’re still feeling the profound loss of the pandemic. As I mentioned, over 100 people dead. That’s 100 empty chairs around the kitchen table.”
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
I scrolled down the transcript to see if the stenographers had, uh, cleaned up that quote as nicely. Unlike the most cancers brag, although, they acknowledged that he mentioned “100,” crossed it out and altered it to 1 million. Twice.
Another factor, Mr. President – about these 100 empty chairs across the kitchen desk.
That’s a mighty large kitchen desk, Brandon.
The sweetheart deal his corrupt Justice Department lower for his corrupt alcoholic drug-addicted stripper-chasing son fell aside Wednesday. As if that weren’t dangerous sufficient, the choose imposed some impossibly stringent circumstances on Hunter Biden if he needs to stay free:
No medicine! No booze! And Hunter has to no less than search for a job!
Talk about merciless and strange punishment for any member of the Biden Crime Family.
Meanwhile, the Big Guy troopers on. First, let’s think about his grasp of international affairs, particularly, the Russians and their wars. As all the time, all dialogue assured verbatim. Here he’s speaking about Putin.
“It’s hard to tell but he’s clearly losing the war in Iraq.”
You know, it’s arduous to inform. As with the treatment for most cancers, who even knew Russia was combating a conflict in Iraq?
The conflict towards Ukraine is considerably higher recognized to most individuals. Right, Joe?
“Russia could end this war tomorrow by withdrawing its forces from Ukraine and recognizing international borders and ceasing its attacks, its inhumane attacks on Russia.”
Russia is attacking Russia? Say it ain’t so, Joe.
“I mean, by Russia, on Ukraine.”
He additionally confused “Iceland” with “Ireland.” He needed to right himself after screwing up Emmett Till’s first identify as “Evan.” He addressed President Zelensky of Ukraine as “Vladimir,” as in Vladimir Putin. You know, the Russian president who’s been invading Russia… and Iraq.
“Soon NATO will be the 32nd freestanding, have free, 30 free, 32 freestanding members standing together.”
Or as Ben E. King may put it, “Stand by Me.”
He quoted what he mentioned was the Constitution, solely it was the Declaration of Independence: “We hold these truths to be self-evident….”
Then he talked about “giving states power that we fought a war over in 1960.”
What yr was that once more, Mr. President? Are you maybe referring to the conflict the Democrats began in 1861 in order that your political celebration may maintain their slaves?
In Europe, he was requested whether or not the U.S. would stay in NATO. To which he answered:
“I absolutely guarantee it… You know no one can guarantee the future but this is the absolute best bet anyone can make.”
A international reporter was confused. Was {that a} assure… or not a assure?
“Let me be clear I didn’t say we didn’t guarantee, couldn’t guarantee the future you can’t tell me you’re sure you’re going to be able to go home tonight. No one can be sure what they’re gonna do.”
Was everybody confused? I assure it – completely.
Here are a number of extra of Brandon’s Greatest Hits, July version:
“Former member former mayor Steve Benjamin couldn’t be here today… because he’s traveling with his family. It’s great to have him here.”
“Investing 279 billion dollars million dollars million.”
“The first foreign vi-visitor….”
“Today the court once again walked away from decades of precedent and make as the dissent has made clear.”
“But then we fell to third-rated thirteenth best inter uh uh um investment in infrastructure.”
“Companies throughout the county excuse me nation –“
“I cut the debt one-point-seven.”
“And folks you know I don’t know what the difference between breaking your arm and having a mental breakdown is.”
One last item: Dementia Joe is a father, and like all mother and father, he’s involved about his offspring (apart from one granddaughter). As he mentioned the proposals to additional regulate the Internet.
“Think about it,” he mentioned. “You ever get a chance to look at what your kids are looking at online?”
Maybe not my very own youngsters, Brandon. But I’ve seen what your son is, or was, taking a look at, on-line.
You understand how I found Hunter’s XXX-rated Internet historical past? By trying out the laptop computer he left behind on the restore store in Wilmington in 2019. Remember? Democrats lied that it was Russian disinformation earlier than it wasn’t Russian disinformation.
But who cares actually, when there are such a lot of nice successes Biden can level to.
Haven’t you heard? Dementia Joe ended most cancers as we all know it.
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Source: www.bostonherald.com”