One Sunday evening final winter, Gov. Ron DeSantis was holding court docket with a few of his supporters at a swank Italian restaurant on Worth Avenue in Palm Beach.
Musing in regards to the hordes of “illegal alien” criminals being secretly flown into Florida by the Brandon regime, DeSantis talked about that he was serious about sending a few of the surly overseas indigents to such citadels of the Beautiful People as … the Hamptons … and Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
“Don’t forget Martha’s Vineyard!” somebody shouted at DeSantis. “And Nantucket too!”
That was me, I used to be the man yelling at DeSantis to ship a few of the undocumented Democrats to Massachusetts.
“Don’t forget Martha’s Vineyard! And Nantucket too!”
To be clear, I’m not taking credit score for the fantastic occasions on Martha’s Vineyard Wednesday. I’m positive DeSantis has been listening to the identical plea from everybody he talks to, no less than all people from Massachusetts.
Still, it will take a coronary heart of stone to not giggle on the consternation that’s gripping the elites as they’re out of the blue compelled to … Celebrate Diversity.
Martha’s Vineyard — so many trust-funders, legacies and members of various Protected Classes, all abruptly compelled to confront the spectacle of what Deplorables should endure day after dystopian day.
How’s that Great Reset figuring out for you now, David Letterman? Chris Wallace? Spike Lee? Larry David? Amy Schumer? Meg Ryan? Caroline Kennedy?
Why are the Beautiful People so upset? Diversity is energy, is it not?
Massachusetts is a sanctuary state, so clearly the Vineyard is a sanctuary island. Isn’t this what the limousine liberals have all the time wished … for us, however not for them? It’s the identical deal as with, say, carbon emissions. Yours are an issue, theirs aren’t.
Just final week, on the radio, I used to be lamenting the truth that there isn’t any bridge to Martha’s Vineyard to bus the millionaire wokesters a few of that range that they’re intent on inflicting on MAGA America.
Then one in every of my listeners identified that the freight ferry out of Woods Hole may simply accommodate a bus or two of illegals daily, for the subsequent 20 years or so.
But DeSantis minimize out the intermediary, the Steamship Authority. He flew them in. Brilliant transfer, governor!
Barack Obama owns a small 29-acre unfold in Edgartown. It’s proper on the ocean — odd, given the existential risk posed by international warming. But in these closing days earlier than the local weather Armageddon, it’s acquired loads of open house with views to die for.
Plus, Barry has typically spoken of his craving for a “fundamental transformation” of America. Charity begins at residence, does it not? And so do elementary transformations.
How many Venezuelans can I put you down for, Barry? Or would you favor Haitians? Afghanis? Nigerians? Take your choose.
The downside is, loads of these criminals don’t play nicely collectively. And that’s the place Barack’s 29 acres will are available in so helpful.
In one nook of their property, Barack and Michelle can despatched up a homeless encampment for, say, the latest MS-13 recruits. No want for operating water – they will simply leap into Great Pond to wash. On the opposite aspect of the compound, the Obamas can roll out the Welcome Wagon for the Trinitarios – a rival gang of Dominican unlawful road thugs.
Same cope with the illegal-immmigrant Muslim terrorists flooding throughout the Rio Grande. The “asylees” from ISIS can work on constructing their pipe bombs on, say, the northern finish of the Obama property. Call their unfold “Tsarnaev Acres,” after an earlier technology of Muslim mass murderers on welfare in Massachusetts.
And the southern tip of Obama’s property may very well be reserved for al-Qaeda’s “refugees” — name that unfold “Osamaville.”
As heartwarming as this elementary transformation of Martha’s Vineyard is, I hope Gov. DeSantis remembers that I additionally pleaded with him to ship a few of these undocumented Democrats to Nantucket, or ought to I say ACK?
So many billionaires, such a small island. You know who lives — excuse me, summers — on Nantucket? John Henry, the proprietor of the abysmal Boston Globe and the much more abysmal Boston Red Sox.
How many unskilled indigents can we put you and your trophy spouse down for, Mr. Henry, or can I name you Mr. Hank?
Two hundred, 300?
Personally, if I had been an unlawful immigrant fentanyl vendor or Arab terrorist, I would like being on the dole on Nantucket to MV. You know why? There’s no county jail on Nantucket. I child you not. Not that the illegals are apprehensive about being punished for something. That’s nearly as unlikely as any of them getting, say, a job.
Plus, the delicacies is solely beautiful on Nantucket. Think the Chanticleer — I’m positive they’d pleased to provide Brandon’s Soup Kitchen with a few of their Plats Principaux. You can’t go incorrect with the New Zealand Lamb Bolognese, or maybe Red’s Best Local Halibut a la Provencal.
And inform the sommelier to ship these craving to reside free just a few bottles of one in every of their modestly-priced vintages — say, a 2017 Henri Boillot Grand Cru, a steal at $630 per bottle! It’s the least we will do for our amigos.
Another nice location for undocumented Democrats — Naushon Island. It’s owned by the Forbes household, as in John Forbes Kerry. Brandon may flip all the island into a large public housing mission.
By the way in which, this weekend the illegals on the Vineyard ought to all get a ship experience out to Chappaquiddick, the place they will observe a second of silence for the person who made this elementary transformation of America doable together with his Immigration Reform Act of 1965.
Edward M. Kennedy, the hero of Chappaquiddick. Thanks, Fat Boy.
Source: www.bostonherald.com”