Boy, did the United States dodge a bullet in 2004 when John Forbes Kerry was not elected president.
That’s my takeaway from the testimony yesterday of the “climate czar” underneath oath in entrance of a Congressional committee.
As disastrous as George W. Bush’s second time period was, Kerry’s presidency would have been a disaster. This isn’t a brand new revelation, however each time he steps out in public, Kerry simply reminds us how fortunate we’re, or had been, since clearly underneath Biden we now have now run out of luck.
First of all, what’s up along with his face? (And no jokes about lengthy faces, please.)
He’s going to be 80 in December. But no wrinkles. What’s his secret? I’ve my suspicions however, just like the Secret Service in its now-finished White House cocaine probe, I’ve “no leads.”
Still, what was that line of desiccated pores and skin underneath each his eyes, working throughout the bridge of his nostril? Is there a botoxologist in the home who can present a scientific analysis?
And what concerning the non-public jets? That’s what these bourgeois Republican parvenus wished to ask him about.
“We don’t own a private jet. I don’t own a private jet. I’ve never personally owned a private jet,” he mentioned.
“My family owned a plane,” he corrected, as he so typically has. Pressed on the query, Kerry elaborated.
“My wife owned a plane.”
As the GOP congressmen saved reminding Kerry, he was underneath oath. I believe they acquired the blue-blooded Brahmin on two counts of perjury proper there, simply concerning the Flying Squirrel.
Is it not true, Mr. Kerry, that the Gulfstream GIV-SP in query was in truth owned by your second spouse’s first husband’s belief fund?
Then someone requested him what number of instances he’s flown on a personal jet since he acquired this newest phony-baloney job.”
“Possibly, once.”
Again, Mr. Secretary, I need to remind you that you’re underneath oath.
The greater information, although, was how courageously John Forbes Kerry is battling the local weather disaster.
He is doing this in any variety of methods. For occasion, he’ll quickly be jetting off to India to “follow up.”
He’s “at a point in the process of the meetings.” It’s a part of “revisiting” all the identical points, a “revisiting within the process.”
The reps from Flyover Country saved asking him what precisely he was doing every single day, and he saved babbling gibberish.
“We’re trying to establish ways to address the crisis.”
Can you be extra particular?
“Let’s at least get everyone in the world to sign onto something.”
It’s all concerning the conferences, and at all times in these sunny locations for shady folks, as they are saying. Fine eating experiences around the globe!
Kerry additionally likes to have “engagement.” (Preferably to some widow price north of $500 million.) Followed by marriage with a really versatile pre-nup, and maybe a brand new yacht, or no less than a seventeenth century oil portray by a Dutch grasp.
The Republicans had been baffled by how, if the local weather disaster is so dire, why China is exempted till 2060 from a lot of the draconian cutbacks that Kerry et al. would so gleefully impose upon Trump voters by 2030?
Chairman Michael McCaul requested him point-blank why China was getting a cross, and whether or not he would convey up the problem on his upcoming trip, er, junket, er, fact-finding mission to Red China.
“With respect to this develop developing,” Kerry stammered, earlier than saying it confounded him as effectively. But as to truly elevating the problem along with his masters, er, counterparts, he added:
“Let me be frank with you, that’s not gonna happen.”
Of course it isn’t! Have you learn any of Hunter Biden’s emails from the laptop computer? The buyer is at all times proper, and on the subject of the Biden Crime Family, the Red Chinese are the shoppers.
Dementia Joe Biden even says he’s John Kerry’s “best buddy.” And finest buddies cowl for one another, proper?
One of these Republican reprobates on the committee talked about how Kerry’s patron had referred to as the dictator of China, Xi Jinping, a dictator. Did Kerry agree?
“He is… the major decider.”
Kerry describes the world’s main dictator as the foremost decider. And in fact he bent over backwards to speak about how on the subject of renewable power, the Red Chinese butchers are forward “by fathoms.”
He loves that nautical speak. It’s summer time and he needs he may very well be on one in all his personal non-public islands, like Naushon, shouting at any Republicans who attempt to land on the island for a picnic.
Kerry is, as he put it, “passionate” about oceans. I assume that’s why his second spouse’s first husband’s belief fund purchased him that plush oceanfront mansion on Martha’s Vineyard after the Heinz inheritance offered the cottage on Nantucket for $17.5 million.
Perhaps his ardour of all types of H2O was answerable for among the confusion among the many Democrats, not simply Kerry but additionally the committee members, together with his personal Congressman, Bill Keating.
Keating puzzled concerning the “scarcity” of water, which was odd, as a result of in his opening assertion Kerry had talked about floods in Vermont. He additionally referenced “95-degree water,” which appeared at odds along with his later fulminations in opposition to “ice melting,” which you’d suppose may assist cut back the temperature of the boiling seas.
Among different issues, the Republicans accused Kerry of pursuing an “America last, China first agenda.” Another identified that “Nobody voted for you in this body.” And a 3rd informed him that whereas he was “purporting to represent the United States of America, you are representing a far-left radical agenda.”
Of course he’s. That’s why he’s Joe Blow Biden’s “best buddy.” That’s why Antony Blinken, the secretary of state, describes John Forbes Kerry as “indispensable.”
To Red China, that’s.
Source: www.bostonherald.com”