The excellent news for Dementia Joe Biden is that the crooked G-men yesterday broomed all of the federal fees in opposition to his alcoholic crackhead hooker-grabbing bagman son Hunter.
The unhealthy information is, Dementia Joe has to maintain going on the market day-after-day and exhibiting everybody simply how non compos mentis he has change into.
Non compos mentis – not of sound thoughts.
Let’s contemplate a few of Joe’s remarks from earlier this month. All dialogue assured verbatim.
Biden ended his feedback in Connecticut Friday afternoon by instantly shouting, “God save the Queen, man!”
On Monday in Palo Alto he stated, “I’ve committed that by 2020 we will have conserved 30 percent of all the lands and waters the United States has jurisdiction over.”
By 2020 he may have achieved this feat! May we quote you on that, Mr. President.
He introduced the most important public-works undertaking in world historical past:
“We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean.”
Could we please end the Sumner Tunnel repairs first? And let’s get the 2 Cape bridges rebuilt as nicely, to not point out a brand new span to Deer Island? Is that asking an excessive amount of, Mr. President, earlier than we begin work on that 8,000-mile-long ocean bridge?
Asked for his response to the merger of the 2 skilled golf circuits, the LIV and the PGA, Biden informed reporters, “I plan on being a PGA.”
He stated he was proud to have ended the ban on “transjesters” within the navy.
He forgot the identify of probably the most well-known British prime minister ever. (Winston Churchill).
He addressed the present UK prime minister as “Mr. President.”
He known as the Juneteenth proponent Opal Lee “Oprah.”
He talked about conservation efforts in New Mexico at a scenic location he known as “Taco Cannon.” (It’s Chaco Canyon).
He went to Rocky Mount NC and known as it “Rocky Mountain.”
He talked about the 2 counties that Rocky Mountain, er Mount is in – “Nash County uh uh Edge Edge Edge Edge excuse me Edgecombe County.”
State-run media, like their counterparts in North Korea, see nothing amiss in Dear Leader’s demented feedback. Axios simply known as them “Biden’s Quirky Aphorisms.” Just some “off-beat proverbs.”
Brandon is all in on world warming. But for some time he couldn’t determine whether or not it was an “existential” or a “consequential” drawback?
First the White House test-marketed consequential:
“We are not going to be able to deal with a global warming which is a consequential single most consequential threat to humanity if we do don’t do it unless we engage more together not fewer.”
Obviously, that was not a profitable check run. His care-givers on the memory-care assisted-living facility at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue opted as an alternative for the phrase “existential.”
“Addressing the existential threat of climate change in a real way for the first time it is the existential threat to humanity it is the existential threat to humanity.”
In the top, Biden’s care-givers determined to go together with solely two references per speech to “the existential threat.” He repeats them, and has mastered the supply.
Of course, only a 12 months in the past Biden detected a lot completely different existential menace:
“According to the intelligence community, terrorism from white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today, not ISIS, not al Qaeda, white supremacy.”
But that was then, that is now. The Proud Boys are out, local weather change is in as THE existential menace. Except for repairing the collapsed bridge on I-95 in Pennsylvania.
“I directed my team not figuratively but literally to move heaven and earth to get this done as soon as humanly possible.”
Move heaven and earth! Call me parochial, however once more I’m questioning why doesn’t the Sumner Tunnel fee this sort of consideration? And by the way in which, had been the bridge restore crews working time beyond regulation on that massive new federal vacation Monday?
Biden doesn’t have the very best sense of timing both. On Friday, 5 days earlier than crackhead Hunter had all his federal gun fees tossed, Brandon was raving about one thing he known as gun vans:
“You’d see a truck pull up pull up to the curb, selling weapons selling guns selling AR 15’s selling weapons. Well guess what? You do that now you go to jail.”
Unless your identify is Hunter Biden, apparently. In that case, you simply get in your mobile phone and order up a Russian hooker or two.
Just a few extra of Biden’s Greatest Hits, June version:
“We’re the most unique country in America in the world.”
“Look we’re including brown fields in super sites I’m sorry super-fund sites and with the bright if you know we have the blight of communities that are there for decades.”
“When I took office the community the economy was reeling.”
“A couple businesses are suing banks because they wanna consider whether or not you’re environmentally – anyway, I won’t get into all that, I’ll get….”
“Forty million, 40 million Americans are already drinking water that thousands of farmers rely on for integration.” (As against irrigation, Mr. President?)
“We’ve got to keep it up. We’ve got to double down right now. It’s only gonna get harder but it’s closer but it’s gonna get harder.”
“This is the best educated most committed generation in American history and they’re gonna take over the end over the over – just work it for us.”
“The Good Lord brought us is this far and leave us to behind.”
“Last summer I had the honor of restoring the Presidential Medor Medal of Freeman Freedommmm.”
But of all of the stuff he’s babbled incoherently about this month, probably the most preposterous got here when Biden was requested concerning the infinite corruption fees in opposition to him, together with the FBI’s reviews of alleged multi-million greenback payoffs from Ukrainian oligarchs.
This was Biden’s response:
“I’m honest!”
What are you able to say besides, “God save the Queen, man!”
Source: www.bostonherald.com”