If I ever get jammed up criminally, I ask for no particular favors.
I simply need to be handled like 64-year-old Harvard egghead Charles Lieber.
All the professor did was secretly pocket a whole lot of 1000’s of {dollars} in money from the Red Chinese, open a checking account in Wuhan (does that identify ring a bell?), cheat the IRS by not paying revenue taxes on his blood cash from the Islamophobic genocidal murderers after which he lied to the feds about his unspeakable string of crimes in opposition to humanity.
Ex-chemistry professor Lieber pleaded responsible to all of the above – six felonies altogether. He was sentenced on Wednesday in federal district courtroom in Boston.
Lieber obtained two days. Two days! Which he’d already served, by the way in which, when he was first lugged.
I repeat, two days.
It’s nice to be a Democrat, isn’t it?
It’s additionally nice to be a Harvard professor, emeritus, I suppose you’d name him. He was sentenced by a lady the Harvard Crimson so aptly described as “Judge Rya Zobel ’53.”
In different phrases, Harvard (she went to each Radcliffe and Harvard Law) was caring for Harvard. In case you had been questioning, Judge Zobel is 91 years outdated.
I suppose if you happen to’re 91 years outdated, perhaps two days looks like an extended sentence, perhaps even a life sentence.
Lieber’s lawyer, by the way in which, is Marc Mukasey. He went to Dartmouth College after which Yeshiva University’s legislation college. His dad (Columbia, Yale Law) was the legal professional normal for President George W. Bush (Yale).
And you marvel why the thieving pointy-headed traitor didn’t even get a slap on the wrist. Everybody in that courtroom comes from the identical rarefied, trust-funded circles, none of which is the School of Hard Knocks.
Millionaire pampered puke Lieber was pocketing payoffs from a college in Wuhan, earlier than the Reds concocted a virus to destroy US society and kill 1.1 million Americans.
But what the hell did Lieber care? He was getting wealthy, filthy wealthy. That’s the veritas.
In three years, in keeping with the feds, the Communists handed their undercover agent “a salary of up to $50,000 a month, living expenses of up to $150,000 and approximately $1.5 million to conduct joint research at Wuhan University of Technology.”
The Reds delivered a number of the money to Lieber in brown paper baggage stuffed with $100 payments. Sometimes it truly is all concerning the Benjamins.
Of course there’s an ostensible cause why the Beautiful People took care of the Beautiful Person, aside from the plain ones.
You see, Lieber is sick. He has a terminal illness. Stop me if you happen to’ve heard this one earlier than.
“In prison,” his lawyer, the legal professional normal’s son from Dartmouth, advised the double-Harvard 91-year-old senior choose, “he will be a sitting duck for disease.”
Kinda just like the Muslim Uighurs are sitting geese for genocide by the hands of Lieber’s paymasters.
He has lymphoma. But guess what – it’s in remission! Again, cease me if you happen to’ve heard this one earlier than.
“We think it was the appropriate decision,” Mukasey mentioned of the non-sentence, “so that Charlie can keep up his fight against his severe health issues.”
Sal DiMasi couldn’t be reached for remark.
Zip Connolly couldn’t be reached for remark.
For his collaboration with the bloodiest butchers on the planet, Lieber does get six months “house arrest.” He resides in Lexington, as soon as the house of Minutemen, now the house to crackpot lefties who’ve currently been blowing into Massachusetts and destroying it – amongst others Noam Chomsky, Jonathan Gruber and naturally Lieber.
House arrest means Lieber will in all probability have the ability to proceed his actual life’s work– rising large pumpkins in each his back and front yards.
In 2020, the yr he was arrested, Lieber grew the most important pumpkin ever in Massachusetts – 2,276 kilos.
Do you understand how many brown baggage of bloodstained Red Chinese $100 payments you may conceal in a 2,276-pound pumpkin?
You can name Lieber “Professor Pumpkin.”
Do you bear in mind a trainer – a grasp — from Phillips Andover Academy again within the 1990’s named David Cobb?
Cobb was referred to as “Pumpkin Man.” He was convicted in New Hampshire as a intercourse offender for making an attempt to lure little boys into his home.
He known as himself “Pumpkin Man” or “Pumpkin.” Cobb carried with him what amounted to a fee card for a way a lot he’d pay the kids for “assisting pumpkin.” You don’t need to know what he wished help with.
“I didn’t do it,” Pumpkin Man insisted at trial.
Professor Pumpkin, however, admitted Wednesday that he had taken tens of millions from his Red Chinese masters.
“I would like to express my sincere apologies and remorse for my actions,” Professor Pumpkin mentioned.
Professor Pumpkin – two days. Pumpkin Man – 11 years.
If I ever get sick, I simply hope I can get the identical form of miraculous medical therapy as Sal DiMasi and Zip Connolly.
And now, Professor Pumpkin.
Source: www.bostonherald.com”