Dementia Joe Biden made it official yesterday that he desires to “finish the job.”
Maybe he ought to learn to end a sentence first.
The announcement was pre-recorded, for apparent causes. According to the newest NBC ballot, 70% of Americans don’t need Brandon to run once more – 70%! That features a majority of Democrats.
Only 26% within the ballot need him again on the poll at age 82. Even Donald Trump has 35% rooting for him to run subsequent yr.
Rather than releasing that assertion – the truth is a marketing campaign advert – maybe Brandon ought to have put out a videotape of his current biggest hits, to indicate that he hasn’t misplaced an inch off the previous fastball. In truth, he’s misplaced a yard – 10 yards the truth is. First down, Brandon!
But I’ve the tape for you, from this final month. All dialogue assured verbatim.
Let’s begin with Monday afternoon on the White House. Dementia Joe is sporting his Seventies shades.
“We know that there’s no there’s no such there’s there’s there’s so much more! To finish the job. We can do it!”
Then he launched US Rep. Jahana Hays, who’s feminine. He referred to as her Jonah.
“Jonah, and by the way Jonah Hayes. Jonah where are you? There you are Jonah, right in front of me. Stand up Jonah!”
Got her title – and gender — fallacious 5 occasions, in 11 seconds.
Brandon can be campaigning on making billionaires pay their fair proportion. Or so he says.
“You have we have a thousand billionaires in America. You know the average tax rate they pay? Eight. E-I-G-H percent. Eight.”
Can we quote you on that, Mr. President?
“And on the face of it they’re good stories on its face let’s face it.”
He lately journeyed to Ireland, the place he bragged about his worldwide travels.
“I’ve been in and out of Iraq and Iran er er uh Iraq and Iran but Iraq not Iran I misspoke Iraq and Afghanistan 30 times.”
Like Bunny Berigan, apparently, Brandon has been around the globe in a airplane. He’s settled revolutions in Spain. Still, he can’t get began with 70% of the American individuals who simply hope and pray he’ll go away.
More and extra he corrects his shambolic babbling a number of seconds after he misreads the teleprompter or briefing books.
“Three hundred 70-billion-dollar investment which will reduce annual carbon emissions by one billion tons in 230.”
In what yr, Mr. President? In the yr 230? Is that A.D. or B.C.?
After an immediate, he corrected “230” to “2030.” It’s nearly as if he’s carrying an earpiece and a few aide is listening to him bungle after which correcting him about what he needs to be saying. It occurs many times.
“You know their sweet excuse me their sweat is soaked with the foundations of communities across the nation.”
Or, “US taxpayer dollars should not should not support companies that are willing to sell their products to abate human right violations and excuse me a-a-a-abet human rights violations.”
See what I imply? As unlikely as it’s that an individual with a functioning mind would confuse the phrases “abate” and “abet,” anybody who did would right himself instantly.
Sometimes Brandon completely blows a press release, then repeats it, appropriately, type of.
“My mom used to have an expression. She said Joey, courage is the greatest virtue of all. Without courage, you cannot have love with the bandit.”
Huh? She mentioned what, Mr. President? So he tries once more.
“Without courage, you cannot love with abandon.”
Brandon mentioned he’s recognized – current tense – “as America’s most pro-labor senator.” One-second delay. “Well guess what and now as president well guess what.”
I’m guessing somebody knowledgeable Dementia Joe in his earpiece that he’s not a senator anymore.
Sometimes Biden tries to wax poetic. This would have sounded good within the finish-the-job marketing campaign spot yesterday.
“Across our country have framed the flame of liberty and fanned it and started the flicker in Athens a thousand years ago and now it burns brightly here.”
You know, like a dumpster hearth.
Sometimes, Brandon is so out of it that his aides can’t right something till it’s transcribed and placed on the White House web site. On March 28, he confused “fourth” and “40th.” He mentioned “no one going to have to pay more than 200 — $2,000 a year for their healthcare, period.”
Then he tried to spit out the phrase “microelectronics.” First he mentioned “morecula,” then “molecular electronics.” The stenographer simply put a line by every thing.
It’s proper there on the transcript. You might look it up.
Here are some more moderen sound cuts that Brandon might have utilized in his official announcement yesterday, some from his junket to Ireland:
“We believe anything is possible if we putted our mind to it.”
“Ireland has committed more than 170 million Euros in non-lethal aid to Ukraine in looting including vital protective gear, medical equipment, humanitarian support.”
“Including the right to bleathe clean air.”
“You have built international credibility as peacekeepers stepping up continuously to serve in the UN keace-peeping missions since Ireland first development since Ireland first deployment.”
“We’re created more than 12,000 brand-new jobs in two years. That’s more than any president in American history has created in four years.”
“Big Pharma can no longer rip us off by charging exorbitant prices for prescription jugs.”
“Here in Northern Ireland programs like un young young young entrepreneur young enterprise Northern Ireland…”
“Ireland’s contribution of 50 million Euros is helping prevent the the ta the ta the treat wasting child wasting and supply ready to use therapeutic foods and reach a half-million children in Africa.”
At the top of considered one of his spellbinding perorations in Ireland, he tried to exhort his viewers.
“Let’s go, let’s go lick the world let’s get it done.”
“It’s about being able to lick your kid in the eye and say honey it’s gonna be okay and mean it.”
Brandon desires to lick the world. He already seems to be loads licked to me. He would additionally like to complete the job.
Finish the job? Seriously, Mr. President, haven’t you already performed sufficient?
Source: www.bostonherald.com”