Dementia Joe Biden has a brand new favourite phrase.
“Anyway.”
He makes use of it each time all else fails, which in his administration is nearly all the pieces.
Mostly Biden falls again on “anyway” each time he loses his prepare of thought, or forgets what he was about to say, or realizes that he’s telling one other large fats lie.
Earlier this week, Biden was speaking about, properly, your guess is nearly as good as mine. But right here’s the way it went. As all the time, all dialogue is assured verbatim:
“And you know, when you’ve bounced a few checks, like I did, you know when I was trying to get started it uh, anyway….”
It’s unhappy sufficient when he tries to learn from the teleprompter. (We’ll get to that later.) But when Dementia Joe tries to adlib, be careful. Like final week at some awards ceremony for scientists.
“What was it like growing up and someone said, ‘Time for dinner!’ and you said what. Anyway.”
Usually when Brandon veers off-script, he simply runs out of steam. He stares blankly forward, generally his jaw drops. And that’s when he says… anyway.
Sometimes the official White House transcript cleans it up. But when you google “anyway” it turns up greater than considerably.
On Sept. 20: “This was an – anyway, I had no intention of running.”
On Aug. 21: “That’s why I like her. Anyway….”
On Oct. 11: “Anyway, would all members of Congress stand up?”
Which I suppose is healthier than making an attempt to name them out, and getting their names flawed. Or even worse, inquiring if a recently-deceased House member is within the viewers.
A short time later at that Oct. 11 occasion, he stated, “Anyway, but all kidding aside.”
No joke. All kidding apart. His phrase as a Biden. Anyway….
Last month, he flew to Israel after the Hamas bloodbath. And so he tried to recount one thing that had been written for him approach again when by Antony Blinken, the secretary of state who Biden has up to now known as “the foreign minister.”
Take it away, Brandon:
“And he said – he wrote a line that I think is appropriate. He said, ‘It’s not – we lead not just….’ Well, I won’t go into it. I’ll wait until later. I’m taking too much time.”
Maybe he ought to have simply stated, “Anyway….”
On Wednesday, he journeyed to Northfield, Minnesota to tout, properly, one thing. It was most likely essentially the most disastrous journey anyone well-known has made to Northfield for the reason that Jesse James Gang tried to rob the First National Bank there again in 1877.
Anyway, as Biden stumbled by his ready remarks, he certainly may have used some extra “anyways.”
“One billion dollars to fix aging critical rural infrastructure like electric water – like electricity and water.”
Anyway….
“Inflation’s coming down at the same time. It’s down from 60 percent! It’s down 60 percent since last summer.”
Inflation at 60 p.c? What was it underneath Trump – 1.4 p.c? Anyway….
“We’re making the most substantial investments since President Eisenhower’s rural American in uh since in rural America since Eisenhower’s highway plan.”
Anyway….
“And guess what? The South Korean company came along and they’re gonna invest 200 million dollars they’re over excuse me 20 billion dollars we’re gonna invest over 350 billion dollars….”
May we quote on that, Mr. President? Anyway….
“When a farmer sells his commodities usually it’s a must to undergo the grocery retailer and farmers get about 18 cents for each federal greenback excuse me ev-ev-every greenback they’ve generally they get lower than that some some any individual –“
Anyway….
“Meat-producing companies and the retail grocery chains consolidated leaving farmers with ranchers with few choices about where to sell their products.”
Anyway….
“We’re investing millions in building new bio-economy and with home-grown biofuels which will contribute nearly 3 billion dollars to Minnesota’s economy as it saves a as an important market for family farms being able to….”
At this level, the White House transcript reads “inaudible.” I might say “fade out” could be a extra correct description of Brandon’s mind freeze. Whatever you wish to name it, “anyway” would have been a greater method to finish it, no matter “it” was.
But it obtained worse in Minnesota later within the day. He went to a fundraiser the place he instantly blended up Fritz Mondale, the late former vp, and Fritz Hollings, the late segregationist senator from South Carolina.
Then a Jewish rabbi named Jessica who appears to have a beard in all his, er her images stood up and commenced heckling him. The rabbi demanded a “ceasefire” to spare the genocidal Nazi murderers in Gaza, which is a complete non-starter for the Israelis. Bibi Netanyahu has stated as a lot, rejecting all such calls for.
So what did the president of the United States inform the rabbi named Jessica with a beard?
“I’m the guy that convinced Bibi to call for that ceasefire to let the prisoners out.”
What? You satisfied him to do one thing he has publicly stated he gained’t do? And you’re calling the hostages “prisoners,” as if Hamas is a military, a navy group, relatively than a savage band of bloodthirsty Muslim terrorists.
It’s unhealthy, and it’s getting worse, however you most likely knew that.
Anyway….
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