Two convicted felons pulled a smash and seize theft of an ATM by ramming a pickup truck right into a enterprise in King County, Wash., at 4 a.m., and have been arrested after they did the identical factor in Seattle 5 days later. A prosecutor mentioned they might have carried out this a complete of 60 occasions all throughout Washington state.
OF COURSE IT’S MINE, OFFICER, WHY DO YOU ASK? A person who reported to police that his pickup truck was stolen in Hilliard, Ohio, was arrested when the cops came upon that the truck wasn’t even his as he had stolen it 5 days earlier.
AND WHEN DO YOU THINK WILL THAT BE, EXACTLY? A 55-year-old man has failed the standardized school examination to attend Sichuan University in China 24 occasions since 1983. Last yr, he acquired a rating of 403 out of 750. The minimal admission rating is 521. He says, “I will continue to take the (exam) until it becomes obvious that my dream cannot be realized.”
HERE’S WHAT I THINK OF DELAYS! … KA-BLAM! While police have been investigating a street rage capturing on the eastbound I-696 Freeway in Detroit, an indignant driver, who was caught within the ensuing visitors jam, carried out a separate street rage incident, firing his gun out his passenger aspect window into one other man’s rear window, shattering it.
HEY SARGE, POLITICAL COMMENTATOR ON LINE 2: A person known as 911 in Pinellas County, Fla., thrice to tell officers that Mexican former drug Lord El Chapo ought to be free of jail, and that President Biden ought to be incarcerated in his stead. He was arrested for misuse of the 911 system. Alcohol was mentioned to be an element.
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT LOOKED ODD: A handcuffed man, who broke free from the again of a cop automotive in Altoona, Pa., and took off on foot, was discovered the following morning in Dauphin County whereas nonetheless handcuffed.
I’M FINE! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME! Deer in France have been getting drunk after over-indulging on spring buds which can be loaded with sugar that ferments within the animals’ stomachs. Firefighters in Rouen rescued a deer that fell into the Seine River whereas intoxicated, and a crew needed to rescue an inebriated deer in a backyard close to the middle of the city of Vernon.
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! … OOPS! A 53-year-old lady, fleeing police close to downtown Rochester, Minn., after driving erratically and utilizing a bullhorn to yell at individuals, plowed into newly-poured concrete that was a part of street building undertaking, and got here to an instantaneous cease.
CONGRATULATIONS, MA’AM, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE EXPERIENCE: A 19-year-old lady refused to tug over for miles as police, with sirens blaring, chased her down for “speeding and driving recklessly” at 8 within the morning in Key Largo, Fla. When she lastly did cease, she instructed the deputy, who was taking her to jail, that getting arrested had been on her bucket checklist since highschool.
Source: www.bostonherald.com”