It’s the vacation season, so as a substitute of a riff on native politics and authorities, I’m taking part in Chicago sports activities Scrooge, primarily based on a lifetime of sometimes cheering however principally jeering our preternaturally underachieving skilled groups.
I attended the primary recreation of the 1959 World Series on the previous Comiskey Park, an 11-0 White Sox romp earlier than they misplaced 4 of the following 5 and the Series; the Bears 1963 NFL Championship victory at a frigid Wrigley Field, their residence stadium method again when; and quite a few high-stakes Bulls and Blackhawk video games over time.
So I really feel certified and compelled to lament the sorry state of our skilled sports activities groups as we finish one 12 months and start one other. And I blame staff homeowners, front-office personnel and coaches who introduced in, mismanaged and ushered out doubtful gamers who collectively perpetrated these prepare wrecks.
Let me fill the staff stockings with coal, one after the other:
The Blackhawks, winners of three Stanley Cups within the final 12 years, are the most important collapse. Sure, the lack of two-way star Marian Hossa to a painful medical situation was jarring, and the Patrick Kane-Jonathan Toews duo is ageing, however why commerce fan-favorite, goal-scoring sharpshooters resembling Artemi Panarin, Alex DeBrincat and Kirby Dach for zilch? The result’s the worst staff within the league and a so-called “rebuild” that might take longer than development of the Egyptian pyramids.
Team proprietor and liquor magnate Rocky Wirtz, who was celebrated through the halcyon years, ought to think about elevated doses of his personal drinks to deal with this debacle.
The Cubs are a detailed second, with their inexplicable discarding of super-popular World Series stars Anthony Rizzo, Javier Baez, Kris Bryant and Kyle Schwarber. Another “rebuild”? I like the enterprise acumen and philanthropy of the homeowners — the Ricketts household — however not their baseball chops, so I’m taking the over on FanDuel’s rebuild timeline.
The White Sox are extra of an enigma. Serious contenders on paper, after a few playoff seasons, however injury-ridden underachievers in actual time final 12 months. Why? Tony La Russa’s managerial errors, inept coaches or too many high-salary gamers getting damage and having unhealthy years on the similar time? Maybe the entire above. Now there’s new area management and a few new gamers. So we’ll see if “wait ’til next year” is greater than a cliche.
The Bulls, additionally extremely regarded contenders by the primary half of final season, earlier than level guard Lonzo Ball suffered a still-nagging knee harm, have been completely out of sync since then, and this 12 months is popping right into a full-blown face-plant. Does one participant, aside from a Michael Jordan, make that a lot distinction? I don’t know, however basketball is a staff recreation, and that is frankly a mediocre staff, regardless of the presence of a number of big-name gamers. They’re not hitting sufficient 3-pointers or stopping the opposite staff’s or taking part in robust protection or rebounding effectively, so it’s exhausting to visualise a turnaround with no roster overhaul.
On to soccer. Like many Americans, I’ve by no means been an enormous fan, besides when the U.S. women and men are competing within the Olympics or a World Cup that’s as compelling as this previous one, so I can’t opine intelligently on the woeful Chicago Fire. Maybe “not enough good players” is a protected guess. But I do know and admire staff proprietor Joe Mansueto, so I’m hoping for a turnaround.
And lastly: “Da Bears!” I like watching Justin Fields’ spectacular runs and incrementally higher passing stats, however how can a staff fail to equip him with NFL-caliber blockers and receivers and hobble the protection by shedding a slew of Pro Bowlers? Wait — do I scent one other rebuild that is dependent upon sensible draft picks and free agent signings? Same previous, standard. But good luck to Matt and Ryan 2.0. And to the McCaskey household that owns this long-storied and almost-as-long-enfeebled franchise: Maybe it’s time for a jail break to the suburbs, or to money out, or each.
I do know plenty of this detritus will be rationalized by pointing to exorbitant contracts, wage caps, luxurious taxes and different monetary issues that immediate personnel choices. Throw in unexpected accidents and efficiency dips for good measure. Or the gravitational pull of the moon.
But reality be instructed, on the finish of the day, it’s operator error — administration failure. Why? Because the groups that perennially excel in every sport face the identical challenges 12 months in and 12 months out and in some way discover a option to keep at or close to the highest. They purchase higher gamers and coach them higher. Simple as that.
Our Chicago groups have been there — some for a number of consecutive years, others occasionally — however they’re not anyplace close to there now, and the arrow has been pointing down. Perhaps turnarounds will come sooner, quite than later, for a number of of the groups, however I’m not relying on it. I’ll paraphrase the Missouri state motto by saying, “Show me.”
So right here we’re — it’s late December in Chicago, which implies vacation celebrations but in addition the longest, darkest days of the 12 months. Sadly, for our groups and their followers, there are too few wins to rejoice and too many lengthy, darkish dropping days to lament. Bah, humbug!
But fortunately, it’s solely sports activities — a beguiling diversion however hardly the essence of actual life.
So I’ll conclude on the identical upbeat seasonal be aware as Scrooge on the finish of the Charles Dickens traditional by wishing you cheerful, wholesome holidays with your loved ones and buddies.
For the win!
Andy Shaw lined politics for ABC 7, ran the Better Government Association and now chairs a CHANGE Illinois nonprofit board. He can also be a lifelong Chicago sports activities fan.
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