It’s Weekend at Biden’s once more, and Dementia Joe Biden has been pondering the dysfunction that plagues these fruited plains. Specifically, Brandon frets about mentally impaired folks wandering America’s streets:
“(People) who are just deranged, who are, who are susceptible, who are, who are just lost and and don’t know what to do, and they’re easily taken, they’re easily sucked in, and it’s gotta stop, we have to admit it, I don’t know why we don’t admit what the hell’s goin’ on. Anyway …”
Got a mirror, Mr. President?
As all the time, all dialogue assured verbatim.
Now Biden is in Asia visiting, amongst different locations, South Korea and “President Moon Yoon” (his title is Yoon Seok-Youl).
But earlier than Brandon departed the assisted-living facility at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, he warmly welcomed some guests to the White House:
“I thank all of you for being here, and I want you to enjoy the rest of the recession.”
Technically, Mr. President, the recession hasn’t even began but. You mentioned you’d should be a “mind reader” to have seen the baby-formula scarcity coming. But apparently you’ll be able to foresee what financial calamities your insurance policies are inflicting within the weeks forward.
FDR mentioned the one factor we now have to concern is concern itself. Now Brandon says, “I want you to enjoy the rest of the recession.”
At the White House or on the highway, Dementia Joe should typically introduce different folks. It’s not getting any simpler for him to recollect who anyone is, or what they do.
Just ask “President Harris.” Or the president of “Fine Finland,” whom he known as “Nisto.” His title is “Niinisto.” He mentioned Sen. Rick Scott of Florida represents Wisconsin. He known as Raytheon “Ray Raython.”
He’s actually been having issues with Hispanics — and never simply within the polls. For occasion, one among his “best buddies,” he says, is former Sen. Ken Salazar. Only Brandon launched him as known as “Kent Salazar.”
There’s a former Dominican unlawful alien who’s now a congressman from New York named Adriano Espaillat. Joe known as him “Congressman Esplanade.”
He fumbled the final title of his schooling secretary, Miguel Cardona. But then he appears to don’t have any clue who any of his cupboard secretaries are — he once more known as HUD Secretary Marcia Fudge “Marcia Fudd.” (Elmer Fudd couldn’t be reached for remark.)
He addressed the First Lady of Mexico as “Madame President.”
He bumped into some cops, amongst them “Police Thief James White.” Baton Rouge police officer Murphy Paul was launched as “Murphy Pearl.” He known as the Fraternal Order of Police “the Fraternal Order of Priests.”
Once once more, he misidentified the DEA because the “Drug Enforcement Agency.” Even worse, in a videotaped presentation, he known as the Food and Drug Administration “the Federal Drug Administration.” His care-givers, within the subtitles for the video, repeated the error. They’re nearly as ignorant as Biden is.
At numerous occasions, Brandon bemoaned “overdoth deaths” and the “opiodademic epidemic.” He denounces “Russian off-trocities.” He endorses “kime prevention.”
On the teleprompter, he misreads wages as rages, replicate as refect, eligibility as elibility. Wholly turns into holly, solely comes out as swonly. The teleprompter says modifications, he reads it as prices.
Dementia Joe dares to ask questions nobody else will:
“How many police officers have multiple times and put a lion and had to do things that they’d have to think they’d have to do?”
Good query, Brandon!
Other than telling everybody to benefit from the recession, Dementia Joe had one different Freudian slip just lately. He was discussing how effectively a system of checks and balances has served the American folks, till … Democrats.
“That’s how it works when leaders derive their powers from the consent of the government from from the consent of the governed.”
As far because the Marxist minions pulling his strings are involved, Biden acquired it proper the primary time.
They consider energy derives solely from the consent of the federal government, i.e., themselves.
Here are a couple of extra of Biden’s Greatest Hits, May version:
“Failure for us not to say that failure in saying that is gonna be complicity. Silence is complicity.”
“Let make let me make let let let no one make a mistake the meaning of this historic day.”
“He pointed to a pat-rot a a a excuse me a portrait over the mantle of the of the in the the White House in the Oval Office and it’s a picture it’s a big portrait of Franklin Delano
Roosevelt.”
“We’re gonna rebuild a better America. One point two billion trillion dollars.”
“… which 200 million excuse me beg your pardon 200 thousand American children rely on.”
“Most deserve the most, we deserve, look, we’re the most multiracial, most dynamic nation in the history of the world.”
“And by the way, you know one of the things that is uh, it’s a totally different subject, I’m just gonna touch it for a second, there’s an awful lot of growing data that’s what happened because of COVID and other things that mental health problems are become a serious problem.”
“If you’re able to get uh onto the Internet, uh just visit uh get get just just go to internet-dot-gov, and you’ll be able to connect as well.”
“I know you’ve gotta be frustrated. I know. I can taste it.”
“Where am I heading?
Downhill, Mr. Brandon. That’s the place you’re headed. Off a cliff, the truth is. And you realize, you’re proper about at the least one factor. We can style it. And it tastes like …
Source: www.bostonherald.com”